I love my internship.
I left my internship today right before one of the owners left.
As I was walking down the street, he biked past and yelled “GET A JOB YOUR HIPPIE!” at me.
Feelings?! Good lord are you intentionally trying to make your life awful
No Sexy Way To Do Tuesday
There’s no sexy way to tell your roommates that you will be moving out the next day.
UGH. COME ON DUDE.
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that time everyone forgot how to play hockey at the same time.
Putting this in the queue in hopes that it will pop up at a time that requires levity.
Why I watch hockey instead of football.
(via inmymimeseye)
I posted a photo from instagram, and it got more hearts than almost anything else that I’ve ever posted.
Most of it was from kids who aren’t in college.
What. The. Fuck.
Bourgeois Cat Does Not Have Time for Riff Raff
A 2-year-old cat named Miles Davis certainly enjoys the finer things in life — jazz, scotch, monocles, and of course, bow ties. But he does not have the patience to deal with “undesirables.”
“His time is extremely valuable,” says Ron Conner, Davis’s personal assistant. “If you can’t hold a conversation about post-modern architecture, chances are he’ll dismiss you out of paw.”
Submitted by Carly Bright.
No Sexy Way To Do Tuesday
There is no sexy way to not give up your seat for the elderly and disabled.
I try not to do double negatives when I write these, but its hard to reword this one.
It always annoys me when the train is packed and the people sitting in priority seating (aka closest to the doors) are all college kids playing angry birds or some nonsense and an older person gets on and you can just TELL they are going to get thrown when the train starts moving and no one gives up their seat because they are too busy tweeting.
If you are able bodied and someone near you looks like they need to sit down, be courteous and offer them your seat. I don’t care if you are a dude or a lady, you need to be aware of people around you and at least pretend to care.
These kinds of things are noticed.
Things I learned in College
I was watching GCB (yeah yeah yeah, I know I know.)
And one of the characters talks about selling his wife’s diet plan, and says that the recipes are copyrighted in USA.
Except that you can’t copyright recipes. You can copyright the layout of recipe books, but recipes are UP FOR GRABS.
Yes, please tell me about how mad you are that your Mom packed a cookie sandwich in your lunch today.
You poor thing. All that frosting! The nerve!
